canttuftthis
Interdimensional rug maker. I don’t tuft because it’s relaxing, I tuft because somewhere out there, in a universe where carpets are gods and humans are floor décor, I’m their chosen prophet. Armed with yarn, latex, and way too much caffeine, I blast portals open in the space-time continuum and pull out rugs nobody asked for—but everyone needs.
My tufting gun? Basically a cosmic ray blaster that shoots fuzz into the void until the void looks cozy. My rugs? Half artwork, half existential crisis; like if Picasso binge-watched Adult Swim at 3AM and fell asleep on shagpile.
So yeah, call me a rug wizard, a yarn warlord, or just another guy screaming into the multiverse with a glue gun… either way, these rugs slap harder than a Council of Ricks intervention.
✨ Existence is meaningless, but at least the floor looks awesome. ✨
See the rugs being created on Insta & Youtube
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